The Kitten Empire

Kitten empire cap

The ruined capitol gates of the Kitten Empire

The kitten empire, or kitten ruins, is a heavily egyptian-inspired zone in Epic Battle Fantasy 3. This zone is arguably the hardest zone of them all due to the Kitten's relatively devious puzzle system. It is also the name of a long lost race of no-legged cats that inhabited the area that called themselves Kittens. The kittens appeared to be more intelligent than any other race, for instance they used puzzles instead of brute force to keep themselves safe.


The empire seems to have fallen and it's ruins have been overrun with monsters.The empire may have split into various factions as Kittens are now weak enough to be taken as house pets and NoLegs and Meow Meow have no issues with killing their own kind, the Kitten Army. It is possible that it produced the equivalents to Matt, Natalie and Lance when Akron was last free. The proximity to his prison, his claims that he has endured while his does fell to time and the kittens superior magic (and thus imprisoning) support this. It is likely that they made much of the constructs we see today, such as Golems or Monoliths.


The empire had some of the most advanced technology ever seen by the world. Lance claims that the Protector had more powerful engines than his Valkyrie Tank, and that's saying something! The kittens also developed the most elaborate lever and orb placement systems in existence and some of the best items in the game are uncovered in the ruins of The Kitten Empire. However despite all this they chose to carve their city of what appears to be sandstone. This may be cultural or just based on what is available in the desert. Interestingly NoLegs seems to understand much of these devices and would explain if he could. it is unlikely, however, that modern cats possess the knowledge of there ancestors or they would rule the world.


Kittens appear to worship some sort of cat-god, leader or maybe just their race as a whole, as shown by the carvings scattered around. The kittens buried their dead in underground tombs with some of their belongings. Food (still edible), staves and guns have all been found in crypts. The Kittens had their own language, both written and spoken although most of it was lost in the fall of the empire.

In EBF4 it was revealed that they worshipped Godcat.


An archaeological expedition is currently taking place, hoping to get rich and discover more about this glorious civilization. The group, however, is under attack by monsters and cannot bypass Kitten defences. Many relics are being unearthed from macabre idols of crying cats to runes of holy energy.